New Newspaper

New Newspaper!

To read the newspaper without logging in, go here.



Unfortunately, the Captain’s Quarters are not available….

And there is no Pirate Catalogue..

Also, to summon Rockhopper’s Attentions, there is a Flare Machine in the Beach.

Here are the events for the week and near future!

Check the Post Below for the new CP Website Sneak Peek and a Funny Comic!

A Rare Penguin I knowโ€ฆ.. (Also Member)

Iโ€™m holding another comment contest!

And the prize is this one penguin!

Any one person who has commented 100+ will get the pass!

Here is what the penguin looks like:

Awesome? Thereโ€™s a lot more in the inventory too!

Waddle On,

Tiristern Signature


About Tiristern

Tiristern is 12 years old. He has experience in CSS, XML, Computer Programming, Digital Imaging, and more. He created the CPM Team for the sake of having fun. So Please Advertise Our Site!

Posted on April 9, 2008, in Beta Penguin, cheats, Club Penguin Mythbusters, Cpmythbusters, Free Membership, hacks, Mini/ Sub Games, Myths, Naruto, Newly Released, ninjas, Parties, Pins, Uncategorized, Unrelated to Club Penguin, Walkthroughs, Wars and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 456 Comments.

  1. Actually, I like freshy more because it was more room space for pages.


  2. Lol they cant find the key.


  3. I just cant finish the game.


  4. The flare machine sucks. I cant see RH in the telescope.


  5. Whens the other comment contest ending?


  6. What sort of name is pixielove?

  7. Why do all of G’s inventions have to end in 3000?


  8. Please Please make me a header! Please your is so cool.

    Can it say: Fisheyss Awesome Club Penguin Cheats.
    Can the red penguin be saying: Best Cheats Ever!
    Can there be no ninjas in!
    Please do it!

    Fisheyss you rock

  9. Tirstern, did u buy Watex’s new Bribble?

  10. The only reason my website wasnt updated was because I didnt get up early enough to post the new stuff.

  11. umm

  12. can i win???????????????????????

  13. i have a doubt on myself

  14. i know its password lol

  15. Nice site mine sucks ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

  16. Ha, you forgot the most important thing of the newspaper. If you send me the pass or read my e-mails I will tell you. (notice that if you say you are going to accept this trade, first I will tell u the secret and then you say if this trade is interesting).

  17. Oh, it has something with the new mission


  19. But now its done.

  20. Can’t come back to the past.

  21. It is impossible.

  22. Eistein said that.

  23. Here is how to proof it:

  24. Suppose that you want to come back to the time when your grea-grandparents firdt met and want them to not met.

  25. Just suppose.

  26. Then you did it and they didn’t met each other.

  27. Now they didn’t marry.

  28. And you grandfather/ mother wasn’t born.

  29. So you won’t exist.

  30. Then, you couldn’t came back to the past.

  31. And your greatgrandparents had met each other.

  32. And lots of things more.

  33. I hope this comments aren’t spam.

  34. You know, they are a scientifical theorie!

  35. So they are not spam like the comments written 1, 2, 3, 4…

  36. Do they count now in these contest?

  37. Cause I really want this penguin.

  38. Someone banned the other two for good.

  39. This isn’t cool.

  40. I liked them.

  41. I played a lot with Funkyally.

  42. He had lots of rare itens.

  43. Now talking about the newspaper.

  44. Do you think there would be another Red X Blue party?

  45. You know, everytime Aunt Artic talk about something in her section, a thing relationed to it happens.

  46. Like the time she talked about the things with numbers in the Lighthouse and Beach.

  47. She said that some were missing, like number 1 and 2.

  48. Then it appeared on the Aqua Graber.

  49. It could be a cool Mith to you to bust.

  50. Or not.

  51. It is up to you.

  52. I don’t know if I can write 100 comments without spamming.

  53. It’s difficult!

  54. I don’t know what more I can talk about.

  55. But I will do it.

  56. I am confident.

  57. The worst Spam I ever saw was one that said MUUU.

  58. What was it standing for, I don’t know.

  59. Wow guys….
    1,2,3,4 comments are spam. Actually say something. -.-
    ~ Tiristern

  60. Now I am divided.

  61. Half of me say:

  62. “Spam, it would be faster”

  63. The other half say:

  64. “Do not Spam!”

  65. And now the two parts are fighting.

  66. And I still don’t know what to do.

  67. To spam or not to spam, this is the question

  68. OK, lets try not to Spam.

  69. I will say to you what is the misterious thing about the news.

  70. I don’t think you read my comments.

  71. And I understand, it is just a competiton.

  72. But here it is a clue:

  73. Check G’s Pockets

  74. Said too much!

  75. Hope you don’t read it!

  76. Are you going to send a post to the CP Newspaper?

  77. I think I will.

  78. If it gets posted, I will have my 15 minutes of fame!

  79. 54 cool cooll cool cool

  80. Just a question:

  81. Everybody who do 100 comments will receive the pass?

  82. Or just the first one?

  83. Ok, there were two questions.

  84. Trying to think what to write.

  85. Ideas Level: 000000

  86. Do you think it should be able to us see the fireworks from somewhere?

  87. Like in the New Years Eve.

  88. It was cool.

  89. I will go to the Iceberg to check.

  90. But I don’t think so it will be possible.

  91. And I still need to post about everything new.

  92. But first I will reach the 100th comment.

  93. It is really near.

  94. In about 30 comments.

  95. Is your last comment contest still happening?

  96. Today I am so happy that I think I wouls get to the 500 comments.

  97. But I am really without any ideas.

  98. Really.

  99. I need to think something.

  100. NOW

  101. And I still have homework to do.

  102. NOOOO! I hate homework!

  103. I really don’t want to do it.

  104. Seriously.

  105. I think now I will write all the dictionaires words to take some more comments.

  106. Let me tell you a joke.

  107. OK, I forgot it.

  108. SO near to the 100th comment!

  109. But in the same time so far!

  110. I am smelling something good from the kitchen.

  111. I think it is spaghetti.

  112. And I LOVE spaghetti.

  113. And pizza too.

  114. OK,now I think I reached the 100th.

  115. GREAT!

  116. Please e-mail me back.

  117. Wait it looks like a girl I don’t want that so bye

  118. You forgot the msg in G’s pocket

  119. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
    21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
    41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60
    61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 78 79 80
    81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100


  120. 99 ๐Ÿ˜

  121. 100!!!!!!!!!!

    yay please e-mail me at for the rare penguin cuz this is my 100th comment!

  122. come on send me the e-mail soon!


  124. omg plz count it

  125. really is crazy!

  126. come on, count it

  127. (cries for Tiristern to count the comments)

  128. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

  129. please, my brother is Ennbay you know so please count it!

  130. um… now for the news

  131. i hope they bring the beta hat for us

  132. that would be awesome

  133. or maybe being a ninja

  134. but it would also be cool if they gave us the band background

  135. I think I’ll sing a song now ๐Ÿ™‚

  136. it’s called,”Funny Little Feeling”.

  137. I’m not doing fine

  138. i’m desecrating lives

  139. i boned a phone booth of a lady shaky heinous crimes

  140. nailed nails down to floor boards

  141. saying he’s psych overboard

  142. not bored

  143. still bored

  144. i’m so bored!

  145. I got a funny little feeling

  146. my arms are shaking like a lightning rod yeah!

  147. i’ll cannonball right through the ceiling

  148. and sink my teeth until the feeling’s gone yeah!

  149. oh, i’m the slow move guy

  150. no time for swtting flies

  151. appeasing bees knees easing g string sesing wheezing funny little feeling

  152. lick it dry

  153. wonder’s just who am i?

  154. prison warden, teenage boy, transvestite style with high heels on

  155. hey where’s my life gone

  156. ain’t done anything i want

  157. according to my list

  158. i still got so many musicians to kill

  159. will kill until

  160. i fill my land fill

  161. full of bodies standing still!

  162. i got a funny little feelin’

  163. my arms are shaking like a lightnin rod yeah

  164. i will cannonball right through the ceiling

  165. and sink my teeth until the feelin is gone yeah!!!!!!

  166. i got a funny little

  167. i gots a funny little

  168. i got a funny little feeeeeeling


  170. hehehe i got 56 now

  171. aren’t i annoying?

  172. !60! omg i’m so proud of myself

  173. hey tiristern

  174. do you like my brother ennbay?

  175. i think his weblog is ok

  176. he stole a couple of my ideas though!

  177. like that slide show of his

  178. 3/4 of those pictures in it were mine!

  179. and he copied the same song

  180. and even the same background for it

  181. but i have more comments on the video

  182. he’s got nottin

  183. lol i lost track of my comments

  184. it must be something like um…. maybe…. 180 minus the 100 *cough* spam

  185. 80 or something like that

  186. let me see

  187. not 80 yet

  188. come on seventy-nine!

  189. now it is eighty ๐Ÿ™‚

  190. idk what to say

  191. is the rare penguin a beta?

  192. like with the beta hat, band background, or the target background?

  193. i used to know helen2k5’s password

  194. but she noticed that someone found out her password

  195. so she changed it

  196. and remember Funkyally?

  197. i thought he was cool

  198. until some idiot came and banned him forever!

  199. i always think of a rare penguin as being cool

  200. not as a ban toy

  201. i went on as him a lot

  202. i got him famous and rare penguin buddies too!

  203. like redruneman, allstar25, fano, and more!

  204. he was really awesome

  205. but this idea is better with only 1 person knowing his pass besides you

  206. i lost track of my comments again

  207. wait a second ๐Ÿ˜ฎ this is the one hundredth!!!!!!!!

    yayayayayay this is so exciting! now you can e-mail me at ๐Ÿ™‚

  208. hehehe now i can partay!

  209. now when i scroll up half of the comments are mine!




  213. for like 45 hours now

  214. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

  215. but i already got 100 :p

  216. ๐Ÿ˜›

  217. Tiristern, can you e-mail me already

  218. Hey, email me! I got 100 comments!

  219. thats spam fisheyes

  220. 31 ok

  221. no paul u didnt get 100 comments, i just checked

  222. come on, e-mail me the pass!

  223. Tiristern why have my 101 comment dissapeared?

  224. Lol you sure know how to get comments…. Tho its not very interesting to have most of your comments as 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10….. and nothing else ๐Ÿ™‚ cool site! I got here from google images…

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